The fake John Piper, yo

This is a guy who’s parodying John Piper on Twitter. It’s really hilarious stuff. Check it out: http://twitter.com/fakejohnpiper

And his bio gives you a clue about the brilliance you’ll find: “God is most glorified in me when I am most Calvinist in Him. I brings the gospel hardcore, yo.” Haha, totally reminds me of the chc.

Here’s some excerpts of his tweets:

“God is most glorified in you when you are most satisfied in him. But he also kinda digs it when u turn down that infernal racket #teenagers

“Osteen has a new book coming out. In related news, a dog returns to its vomit”

“I don’t have a man crush on anybody but Jesus. (Well, maybe Jonathan Edwards, but that’s gross b/c he’s dead and all.)”

“My hope is built on nothing less than God’s sovereignty and awesomeness???”

Blessings to y’all, yo.

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